What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
10.06.2025 06:32

Freaks and Cheeks
Loons and Moons
Still no good.
Minds and Behinds
Then came..
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Where do high school kids get weed from?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Unacceptable again!
Thumbs down again.
What toxic behavior has been normalized by society?
So, the docs changed it to read
Nuts and Butts
Analysis & Anal Cysts
If sea levels were rising, wouldn't the acreage of coastal salt marshes increase? Are they?
share office space ...
Still no good
No way
Do you consider masturbating to porn cheating if you are married?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
They put up a sign reading
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Hysterias & Posteriors
So they tried
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
I always feel very tired after I do some exercises, even after a night's sleep. What's the problem?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Another attempt resulted in ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Next, they tried...
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Just Forget it!
Catatonics & High Colonics
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
What do you wear when you are alone at home?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No, not a chance
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids