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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

10.06.2025 06:32

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Freaks and Cheeks

Loons and Moons

Still no good.

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Minds and Behinds

Then came..

Where do high school kids get weed from?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Unacceptable again!

Thumbs down again.

What toxic behavior has been normalized by society?

So, the docs changed it to read

Nuts and Butts

Analysis & Anal Cysts

If sea levels were rising, wouldn't the acreage of coastal salt marshes increase? Are they?

share office space ...

Still no good

No way

Do you consider masturbating to porn cheating if you are married?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No go.

They put up a sign reading

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Hysterias & Posteriors

So they tried

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

I always feel very tired after I do some exercises, even after a night's sleep. What's the problem?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Another attempt resulted in ...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Can cheating be a result of not truly loving or caring for someone, or is it sometimes just a spur of the moment decision?

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Next, they tried...

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Just Forget it!

Catatonics & High Colonics

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What do you wear when you are alone at home?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No, not a chance

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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